The Pain

My Girlfriend roped me in to going horse riding with her, and with some hessitation i thought yeah something new this should be fun.
When i got on the beast i realised finally why male Jockys wear tights., cause they would have no nuts and would never be able to father children if they didn't. here's me in baggy jogging bottoms and hadn't even moved on the horse yet. Just then this little 11 year old girl shouts walk on, and the horse stated moving whitch wasn't to bad, but then she turns to me and says "lets go for a canter" and starts running like like she's going for Gold, the pain on the nuts was unberable as they bounced off the saddel.
After what seemed like an eternity we came to a stop and jumped off the horse, Michelle shouted "wasn't that fun" i said yes it was Fantastic.
But for the rest of the day i was walking like John Wayne.