My Joke for the week

A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane when the the
stranger turned to the Little Johnny and said, "Let's talk. I've heard
that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your
fellow passenger."
Little Johnny, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly, and said
to the stranger "What would you like to discuss?"
"Oh, I don't know," said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?"
"OK," said Little Johnny. "That could be an interesting topic. But let
me ask you a question first. "A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat
grass. The same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow
turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why
do you suppose that is?"
"Jeez," said the stranger. "I have no idea."
"Well, then," said Little Johnny, "How is it that you feel qualified to
discuss nuclear power when you don't know sh*t?"

My Favourite Album

Well i don't really have one because i love so much music but if i had to pick one it would be Definitley Maybe by Oasis which came out in 1992 and to this day is still one of the best albums i have ever listened to.

My favourite song on the album Is Live forever but not by much cause all thier tunes are fantastic.

One of the best experiances of my life was going to see them at Murryfield In 2000 the sheer volume of people who attended there gig was incredable and even though i was no where near the front i still had an amazing time!

Even after 15 years they are still one of the biggest bands to have come out of the UK and as long as they continue to make music i will listen to them!

South Park

Well what can i say south park is amazing!
People say that south park is just sensless toilet humour, and although i can see why some would think that they are still wrong, if they bothered to sit and watch properly what they are complaining about they would see that there is more to it.
The issue's they raise in south park may well seem wrong but at least they raise them and talk about them unlike every other show out there.
Also you will find that there are always two point's of good and bad in each episode.
In all even the people who apparently are ment to be the ones affended find the program incredibily funny.
Freedom of speech that what i say!!

Watching the UFC

I watched the UfC at the weekend on pay per view, the main fight for me on the night was Bisbing v Hamil. From the start it looked like Bisbing was going to lose in the first round when he took a heavty right hook from Hamil, but he managed to weather the storm and although he lost the first round he came back and won the following two rounds and ended up winning by desicion. But on the night the fighter i wanted to win and next time he fights he will deystroy him.
Fantastic!

Bob Marley

Get up Stand up what a tune! Marley was one of a kind a Ledgand and his music will be herd and loved for many generations to come.
My personal Favorite and probably one of his most herd is No Woman N0 Cry, i love the chilled out beats and the mellow gutaring not to mention great singing on his behalf.
I will always be a fan of the man and listen to his music for years to come!
PEACE!!!!

First Post

This is my first post folk's so Hello, i,m 25 and live in Aberdeen in Scottland.
Spend most my time Drinking, smoking;) chatting up women and if theres time studying.
I have never used anything like this before so i'll probably just speek crap till i have something interesting to say!
Peace out and take it easy.