The Pain

My Girlfriend roped me in to going horse riding with her, and with some hessitation i thought yeah something new this should be fun.
When i got on the beast i realised finally why male Jockys wear tights., cause they would have no nuts and would never be able to father children if they didn't. here's me in baggy jogging bottoms and hadn't even moved on the horse yet. Just then this little 11 year old girl shouts walk on, and the horse stated moving whitch wasn't to bad, but then she turns to me and says "lets go for a canter" and starts running like like she's going for Gold, the pain on the nuts was unberable as they bounced off the saddel.
After what seemed like an eternity we came to a stop and jumped off the horse, Michelle shouted "wasn't that fun" i said yes it was Fantastic.
But for the rest of the day i was walking like John Wayne.

Balls

Two men are walking down the road and see a dog licking its balls.

The first man says: "Gee, I wish I could do that."

The second man replies: "Better pet him first. He might bite."

Collaberative Writing

The Terror filling me right now is unbareable the thought of losing anyone else is unthinkable, but instead of wollowing in self pitty im going to turn this hole mess around and im go to find all the people responsable for what happened to my brother, They will feel what suffering realy is and my Terror will become there's.
Firstly though i must go check on my parents and tell them that there son is gone...

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Do i belive in god

That’s what I was asked at the weekend while having a drink and chilling with the boys, and to be quite honest no I don’t believe in any so called god the world offers all religion is misleading in my view all the wars and troubles in the world today are mostly caused by religion.
I am a strong believer that Science Explains the creation of the universe "The Big Bang" but as Physicist say there are rules for everything, and that its because of these rules that everything that is.. Is.
But in my eyes if those rules are there, then who put them there in the first place so I do believe in something although I’m not sure what.
I would not agree with any one side we are far too small and have only been here a blink of an eye in terms of the universe life to presume we know anything to the contrary.
So basicaly i replyed No;)